From the Desk of Osama Bin Laden:

Hello my friends in America, I hope you are enjoying the somber spectacles created to honor the innocent victims of your countries retarded foreign policy. I hope your heads are filled with the streams of belligerent and ignorant ranting of your chosen leaders. Be well my friends.

I know this is indeed a sad time for your nation to reflect on the events of five years ago, so I will keep my words to only a few carefully selected to match the gravity of the situation.

Na-Na Na-Na You Can’t Catch Me.

Thank you for your time,
Your Friend Osama