George Bush Gets A "D",Britney Spears Gives Relief,Ray Nagin Loses It–Again!

(New Orleans–Louisiana) The Louisiana Department of State revealed today that the number of casualties due to hurricane Katrina has reached 1,033. In a follow-up statement, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld was quick to clarify that number, stating that “if you exclude coalition forces it’s actually closer to 1,032.”

(Washington, D.C.) Senior ranking Democrat of the Senate Judiciary Committee Patrick Leahy announced today that he would vote for Bush Supreme Court appointee, John Roberts. Said Leahy: “I find it better to vote “yes” than “no” because