George Bush To Democrats: "You Cut And Run, I Declare Victory!"

Once again, Congressional Democrats have found themselves totally out of the loop when it comes to the war in Iraq. A week after being rightly labeled as cowards and terrorist lovers for putting forth two different bills demanding a timetable for troop withdrawals, proposals which were voted down by majority Republicans, it was revealed that United States President George W. Bush and the commander of military forces General William Casey have set a timetable for troop withdrawal. The reason why when George Bush and William Casey do it it’s a strategic military move and when the Democrats ask for it it’s cowardice? Timing. According to those in the know, a week made all the difference between patriotism and treason.

Newly named Unnamed White House Source Jellico A. (Jelly Ash) Nudder, speaking on the condition of anonymity said, ” While on the face of it, it might seem that George Bush is doing exactly what Congressional Democrats called for just a week ago, only to be roundly condemned by their Republican counterparts, it’s important or the American People to understand that it’s completely different even if it is exactly the same.”

Continuing to speak on the condition that he remain so anonymous that even I didn’t know who I was taking to Nudder continued, ” First of all, Democrats in Congress don’t have a clue what’s going on in Iraq