George W. Bush Calls For Reasoned Discourse On Immigration Bill

March 24, 2006

United States President George W. Bush, well known in Washington DC as the voice of reason and sanity in that vociferously strident (stridently vociferous?) city has called for a “serious debate’ on the issue but stressed, “…it must be done in a civil way.” Democrat and Republican members of Congress have responded to Mr. Bush’s call, replying, “Oh, piss off.”

“If you are doing a job that Americans won’t do, you’re welcome here for a period of time to do that job.” said Mr. Bush on Thursday. Mexican President Vicente Fox has reportedly thanked Mr. Bush, but declined his offer to take over the leadership of the United States, saying, ” That idiota made his bed, and I’m not going to take the blame