Unconfirmed sources report that the President has discovered that the Avian Flu is an Al Qaeda plot to wipe out the western world. Secret documents leaked to UCS indicate that the Bush administration believes that the Avian Flu was developed in a bio-weapons laboratory in Iraq and that Saddam gave the Avian Flu to Al Qaeda in a desperate attempt to seek revenge against the west.
The leaked documents prove that as the Iraq war was ending Saddam ordered his bio-war scientists to help the terrorists infect the local wild life with virus spiked bird seed and suet to launch this terrible slow motion attack. Saddam’s weapons geniuses had plotted the paths of migratory birds and they knew the birds would spread this dreaded disease to Saddam’s enemies.
“This just proves what we have known all along.” Says White House spokesmen Ben Lion. “Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction and he had the will to use them against the west. These papers prove that the President was right to attack Iraq, the only problem with our attack was that it came too late. The President knew that Saddam was in league with Al Qaeda and that attacking Iraq was the only way to stop this plot. If only we had invaded