Hand Gun band Lifted : Washington D.C. Criminals Rejoice!

Washington D.C. (Ucs News)– Celebratory gun shots rang out todays as the US Supreme court struck down the city’s long time ban on hand guns. The city’s long suffering criminal population has finally had it’s rights restored.

D.C. gang member Riffy Banks stated “We are thrilled to have guns back on the streets of D.C.” According to Banks “It’s time for the rotten D.C. pigs to get what’s coming to them.”

Across town US Secret Service commanders are increase staff levels. “With more guns heading for D.C. and the Presidents popularity near zero…It’s a disaster in the making.”

In a twist of Irony the newly refreshed conservative activist court have have the most to loss with more gun on the street of D.C…..