Hillary Clinton Assassinates Her Own Political Career

(Sioux Falls) Ucs News- Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton took her own political career out behind the barn and shot it. Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton invoked the 1968 assassination of Sen. Robert F. Kennedy in explaining her decision to remain in the race for the Democratic presidential nomination.

According to the editorial board of the Argus Leader newspaper in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, Senator Clinton’s political career was found face down in a pool of expended political capital. The career was cold and without a pulse.

Her advisers quickly explained that Clinton merely intended to note that this was not the first primary campaign to stretch into the summer, not to suggest that Obama might be assassinated. Clinton later apologized to the Kennedy family while speaking to reporters, saying she did not mean to offend anyone.

While the event proves that Hillary Clinton is a tactless power hungry politician that will stop at nothing to win, it also proves once again that boundless ambition is the fellow of self destruction.