Hockey Moms Put Sarah Palin in the Penalty Box

(Chillicothe, Ohio) Ucs News- Unconfirmed Sources report that Alaska Governor Sarah Palin has lost the endorsement of the National Association of Hockey Moms. (NAHM) The word from inside the 32 million member association is that “Sarah Palin’s high sticking and cross checking style is undignified and does not represent the ideals of Hockey Moms.”

According to Brenda Mills of Chillicothe, Ohio, “Sarah Palin’s negative campaigning is well outside the National Hockey Moms Association rules of conduct and standards of ethical behavior. There just isn’t a place for the likes of Sarah Palin on our ice. “We don’t trash talk and we respect the decisions of the referee.” Apparently, Palin’s disregard and disrespect of debate moderator, Gwen Ifill, was the trigger causing the group to endorse Michelle and Barack Obama.

Mills believes, as do most of the hockey moms, that reproductive rights belong to families, not to the state, the federal government , or the courts Supreme or other wise. “I’m not a fan of abortion but I do believe with education and contraception it can be rare, safe and legal.” said Mills. Off the record she did explain that she and her husband enjoy their two children and can manage a man to man game. A third child would demand a “zone” defense, “It’s just not something we are comfortable with.”

The group is also disappointed with Sarah Palin’s decision to pull her kids from school and take them on the campaign trail. “It’s no place for children.” Considering the terrible things she is saying, I wish she would have left Todd to his fatherly duties in Alaska. If the kids are out of school they will be missing games, this is against the National Association of Hockey Moms code of conduct,” said Mills.