Hu Owns America, Scott McClellan Quits and Karl Rove's New Job…Weakened Review 4/23/06

You Don’t Piss Off The Boss:

President George W. Bush was visibly angered this week when the man who’s country holds the mortgage on the United States, Chinese President Hu Jintao, was heckled by a supporter of the outlawed religious sect Falun Gong during a White House ceremony. Far from being content with having United States based Epoch Times reporter Wenyi Wang evicted from the proceedings, Mr. Bush has directed officials to charge Ms. Wang with “harassing, intimidating and threatening a foreign official”, a charge that carries a prison term of six months in a federal prison. Unnamed White house Source Wegman (Pudgy) Waterhouse, speaking on the condition of anonymity said, ” Freedom of speech be damned, if that crazy little Asian guy (Mr. Hu) decides to call in our loans the United States is screwed. Look, China owns us now, so you Yellow Running Dog Americans had better straighten up and fly right.”

In a related story, President Bush has called on the Republican controlled Senate and House of Representatives to pass a resolution calling on all Americans to shop at his Chinese master’s company store, or WalMart as it’s called here in the United States.

Democrats Support The Republican Party:

President Bush’s Deputy Chief of Staff, Karl Rove, has announced that he’ll leave that post to concentrate on helping the People’s Republican Party keep control of the House and Senate, meaning that Democrat’s tax dollars will help pay for any Republican victories in the mid-term elections. That is, of course, if Mr. Rove isn’t indicted before then. Hope springs eternal