In The Wake Of British Airline Plot, Homeland Security Dept. Issues New Terror Alert List

The White House and The Department of Homeland Security, just in time for the mid term elections, has issued a New Terror Warning based on instances of “increased chatter”. This warning comes on the heels of the latest plot targeting United Kingdom flights to the US. and is by far the most comprehensive list to date.

Newly named Unnamed White House Source J. A. Nudder, speaking on the condition of anonymity said, ” I know that every other Terror Alert hasn’t really panned out the way we hoped it would but we’re sure to hit something with this list. Al-Qaida has been chattering like crazy, so we know that something is gonna happen somewhere sooner or later, hopefully in time for the election so George Bush can look relevant again and keep both Houses of Congress under his thumb. If not and we get a Democratic controlled Senate or House