IRAQ WMD Final Report: Shocking Evidence Found!

Unconfirmed sources deep inside the US armies Iraq Survey Group report they have found a fully functioning WMD. Located inside a top secret weapons research facility, cleverly disguised as a baby milk factory, the WMD was apparently left unsecured after the fall of Sadams regime.

The details of the devices construction are well know to many in the International weapons community and to the many late night shoppers of the QVC network Duelfer the CIAs top weapons inspector explained the device they found was an Ionic Breeze Quadra Silent Air Purifier