Iraqi Soldier Imprisoned for Killing Puppy

A United States Marine, who who was videotaped throwing a puppy off a cliff while on patrol in Iraq has been kicked out of the Marine Corps and will spend a minimum of 8 years behind bars. This incident occurred only days after he heroically slaughtered several Iraqi citizens,

Lance Cpl. David Motari, with the 1st Battalion, 3rd Marine Regiment deliberately threw a puppy no older than 10 weeks off a cliff to meet its unfortunate end as passersby and witnesses stood by and did nothing and as a fellow soldier videotaped the gruesome scene.

Motari’s actions were condemned by everyone from the Pentagon to the President George W Bush himself.

“What that man did was a disgrace!” said Defense Secretary Robert Gates. “We are over there to kill PEOPLE not PUPPIES! He has single-handedly disgraced the entire United States of America.”

President Bush denounced the actions of the soldier as “really bad” and “nasty”.

Witnesses to the puppy-throwing incident claim that Lance Cpl. David Motari, based in Hawaii with the 1st Battalion, 3rd Marine Regiment, had callously tossed the puppy off a cliff for the sheer enjoyment of watching it die.

A second Marine, San Diego-based Sgt. Crismarvin Banez Encarnacion, received non-judicial punishment as well.

“He.he..he deliberately kill puppy!” cried Iraqi witness Amai el Hillala. “That puppy could have made most excellent stew”.