John Boehner and Michele Bachmann announce Rape and Incest Reproductive Freedom Act

Washington (D.C.) Today Republican Minority Leader John Boehner and Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachmann held a press conference to release the text of a new Rape and Incest bill of rights. Boehner and Bachmann, both staunchly Pro life, decided is was time to insure the reproductive rights of Rapists and Incestuous criminals will not be taken away by courts stacked with Obama appointees.

The proposed bill entitled “The Stop Liberals from Killing Babies Act” provides broad protections for the unborn results of both forcible rape and incest. Speaking to reporters during a Q and A session Bachmann explained the need for “The Stop Liberals from Killing Babies Act”, “Being a Christian nation it’s time that abortion was completely outlawed. While many Americans believe that Abortion should be allowed in the case of Rape or Incest, I feel it should be banned no matter how God created the fetus.”

Republican Minority Leader John Boehner the co-auther of the “The Stop Liberals from Killing Babies Act” went on to explain that, “We found the best way to stop abortions in the case of Rape and Incest was to draft legislation that would require the consent of the Rapist or Incestuous criminal before any procedure effecting the fetus was carried out.”

According to John Boehner “The parental rights of Rapists and Incestuous criminals must be defended in the name of American freedom!”.

While John Boehner and Michele Bachmann plan to use “The Stop Liberals from Killing Babies Act” as a Republican battle cry in November, conservative voters are concerned that allowing Rapists and Incestuous criminals to freely reproduce at the expense of their victims may not be the issue that draws voters to the polls.