John Boehner enters Maryland rehab facility

(Washington D.C.) Ucs News: Unconfirmed sources report Representative John A. Boehner of Ohio, the Republican minority leader, has voluntarily entered The Carol M. Porto Treatment Center. The center features residential program for substance abuse treatment, intervention, work therapy, but is known for the treatment of pathological lying.

According to Dr. Carol M. Porto the facilities program director this is the fourth time the center has been visited by Representative John Boehner. “We just love John Boehner. We have been helping him with this drinking problems for years but now we are working with John on this pathological lying problem.”

“We plan to focus on Johns problem with health care, he just can’t control himself his pathological lying has really endangered the national debate.” According to Porto.

The Carol M. Porto Treatment Center (Calvert Treatment Facility), managed by DWI Services, Inc., is a residential program for substance abuse treatment, intervention, work therapy, and stabilization in variable lengths of stay.