(Denver : Colorado) Unconfirmed sources report admitted child killer John Mark Karr is a great fan of the President. Speaking to reporters he said “I’m returning to America so I can help support the Presidents’ agenda.” As he was led in chains to the Denver detention center Karr stated “I may be a child killer and a pedophile but I still agree with the Presidents policies.”
Maybe you are asking how a prominent Bush Administration supporter could find himself in so much trouble? No one really knows. In comments before reporters in Bangkok on Thursday, Karr admitted to being involved in Ramsey’s death. “I loved JonBenet, and she died accidentally,” he said. Asked if he was an innocent man, Karr replied, “No.” When asked if he voted for George W. Bush he said “Yes of course!”
When authorities arrested Karr in Thailand they found his hotel room filled with “disgusting child porn and a signed photo of the US President George W. Bush.” A complete search of the premise revealed several photos of Karr, The President and convicted lobbyist Jack Abramoff . White house officials deny that John Karr and Jack Abramoff ever met the President.
Karr, 41, now faces charges in the United States of first-degree murder, kidnapping and sexual assault on a child, said Ann Hurst, a Department of Homeland Security attache. While fighting the charges, Karr plans to do some GOP fundraising and if possible work a phone bank set up by the Denver Chapter of the Republican National committee.
When asked if he also admires Vice President Dick Cheney, Karr explained. “I never understood the Presidents’ choice, Dick Cheney is a sicko.”