Unconfirmed sources reports that scandal ridden Senate candidate Katherine Harris has admitted that she illegally manipulated voting machine tallies in the disputed 2000 Presidential election. In a tearful interview that left Sean Hannity stunned into silence, Harris asked the country for forgiveness and announced she will be running for the US Senate as a Democrat in the upcoming midterm elections.
The country has been shocked as the infamous Katherine Harris has come clean about her role in the stole election of 2000. Unconfirmed Sources learned of the bomb shell from a brief tape of a pre-interview practice session with FOX personality Sean Hannity and that other guy.
“I did it. I did it, and that’s a fact.” Admitted Harris. “With the help of the Diebold guys I rigged the results and stole the elections. It was wrong. I was wrong. And George W. Bush is wrong for America. That is why I want to be elected as a Democrat to the Senate to help spearhead impeachment of the President.”
“Are you F&%king crazy?” asked Sean Hannity. “You have got to be kidding. Please