Lame Plots Keep Callin' for More Dead

Lame Plots Keep Callin’ for More Dead
(…with apologies to BJ Thomas)

Lame plots keep callin’ for more dead
And just hike the lie defeat will leave the country bled
It’s just a croc of shit
Those lame plots keep callin’ for more dead, they keep callin’…

So we just said we were walkin’ with the son
And we said we sorta liked the way he’d get things won
Cheap and so macabre
Those lame plots keep callin’ for more dead, they keep callin’…

But here’s the thing you know
With news we’ll bend so sweetly and discretely
We won’t belong when truthiness comes out completely

Lame plots keep callin’ for more dead
But that doesn’t mean our lies won’t soon be causin’ dread
Whinin’ for a surge
‘Cause they’re never gonna clog the drain just complainin’
Unless they purge
It’s just a funeral dirge

[instrumental]

We won’t belong when truthiness comes out completely

Lame plots keep callin’ for more dead
But that doesn’t mean our lies can’t keep the country led
On a killin’ spree
‘Cause they’re never gonna clog the drain just complainin’
The cause is greed
Oil is never for free…