Lieberman Wants Rumsfeld to Resign, Insinuates That He Is Gay

Washington, DC (APE) – Senator Joe Lieberman on Sunday called for the resignation of Donald Rumsfeld, amidst allegations that the increasingly unpopular secretary of defense is gay.

As Lieberman’s solo run for reelection begins to heat up, he on Sunday apparently attempted to simultaneously distance himself from the Bush administration and solidify his base with his proclamation that it was time for Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld’s resignation due to questions of his sexuality. He stated that this represented somewhat of an imposed “litmus test” on his fledgling “Lieberman for Connecticut Party.”

Lieberman defended his challenges to the defense secretary’s sexuality, insisting that “He had a na