Lifted Bush Watch Surfaces for Sale on

Washington, DC (Rotters) – The White House late this evening grudgingly admitted that the president’s prized wristwatch had indeed been taken from him in Albania. They steadfastly insisted that it had not been taken from his wrist as had been widely reported in the press, but that it had been stolen from the president’s pants front pocket after it had been removed and placed there by Mr. Bush. The watch apparently surfaced for sale early this morning on the German eBay website, and was quickly removed after an anonymous buyer fronted