Massive Earthquake to Strike Southern California in Ten Minutes

a Scientist working with the US Geological Survey (USGS) disclosed that Southern California will be hit by a massive earthquake in about 10 minutes.

“The earthquake will hit just outside Los Angeles”, said USGS scientist Frank Albany. “I recommend everyone evacuate now before the quake hits!”

Albany suggested the quake will be in the 8.8 to 9.3 range thus making it the worst earthquake ever recorded in California history and would surpass the recent earthquakes in Haiti and Chile. The epicenter of the quake will be in Fullerton, CA which is close enough to LA to cause massive destruction and chaos. Albany claims that the tectonic plates 11 miles beneath the Earth are moving even as we speak.

“If we all get out of the buildings now and find a safe place everything should be OK!” Albany declared.

Some scientists interviewed expressed skepticism with Albany’s claim. “He told you that 20 minutes ago and there’s still no earthquake!”, said UCLA geological scientist Paul Rampart. “I’m sure there will be an earthquake sometime but no one can tell you when!”

“It will be in TEN MINUTES!” insisted Albany. “Give or take”.