Master Yoda considers troop withdraw from Iraq

(Dagobah System : Ucs news Galactica) According to reports from the remote Dagobah system, the 900 year old Jedi master Yoda has turned his attention and his command of the Force to consider the problems of Iraq. The Jedi master is well know for his near infinite patience and equally massive intellect.

Although Yoda is one of the smallest members of the Jedi Council he is arguably the wisest and most powerful Jedi of all time. Those close to Master Yoda are concerned that even he may not be able to recommend a course of action in Iraq that will not end in disaster for the Iraqi people and the greater middle east. Some consider the contemplation of Iraq to be a dangerous adventure, even for one as gifted as master Yoda

Those close to the Force have felt Yoda reach deep inside the energy in his search for answers. Jedi master Luke Skywalker commented “Yoda is the only one I know that may be able to see a way through the mess George W. Bush created in Iraq.” According to Skywalker, the situation in Iraq has moved well beyond the battle between the light and dark sides of the force.

After having sensed Yoda’s contemplation of Iraq, Skywalker detected a few lines of profoundly deep meditation. “From what I can see, Yoda has encountered a whole new energy inside the force in Iraq, not light, darkness, good or evil, more like a huge tangled cloud of profound sadness, mediocrity and compete stupidity.”

About Yoda:

Over his 900-year lifespan, Yoda trains several notable Jedi, including Count Dooku, Mace Windu, Obi-Wan Kenobi (partially, before Qui-Gon Jinn took over with Obi-Wan’s training), Ki-Adi-Mundi and eventually Luke Skywalker. (In between here, during the Clone Wars cartoons, he mentions that he trained another one of the leaders on the Jedi Council, Master Oppo Rancisis.) Before the Great Jedi Purge, he had trained almost every Jedi in the Galaxy since he instructed all younglings in the Jedi Temple before they were assigned to a master