Unconfirmed Sources
News Ticker
  • [ December 7, 2019 ] Puerto Rican officials promise to announce investigation into Biden if President Trump agrees to release aid. The President
  • [ December 2, 2019 ] Matt Gaetz Wins Kiss Ass Award From Trump! The President
  • [ January 30, 2019 ] Ice Raids Trump Properties in Nationwide Operation! Business News
  • [ January 12, 2019 ] Mitch McConnell has gone Missing! National News
  • [ January 2, 2019 ] Trump Co-Conspirators Quiz The President

McCain VP Choice Leaked by AP : Tim Pawleny

August 29, 2008 Staff Elections

Unconfirmed Sources political satire and news story parodies as represented above are written as satire or parody. They are, of course, fictitious.

Share this:

  • Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)
  • Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)
  • Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)

Related

Previous

Nation Morns the Tragic Loss of Fox News Reporter Griff Jenkins

Next

McCain VP Scandal widens : Who is the Leaker?

Recently In the News

  • Matt Gaetz Wins Kiss Award From Trump in Touching Ceremony.

    Matt Gaetz Wins Kiss Ass Award From Trump!

    December 2, 2019
  • ICE raids Trump Properties

    Ice Raids Trump Properties in Nationwide Operation!

    January 30, 2019
  • Mitch McConnell has gone Missing!

    Mitch McConnell has gone Missing!

    January 12, 2019
  • Trump Quiz

    Trump Co-Conspirators Quiz

    January 2, 2019

  • Trump Administration Tower of Lies Collapses!

    December 23, 2018

From the Archives

  • Giuliani Drops Bid, Pledges Connections to McCain

    January 30, 2008

  • John McCain Joins the Keating Five Reunion Tour

    June 9, 2008

  • Fantasy Player Strike Cripples Imaginary Baseball League

    August 21, 2009

  • Romney Counters Ron Paul Blimp with Nuclear Submarine, and Takes Aim at Mike Huckabee

    December 11, 2007

  • Fox Exclusive: McCain Issues Gun Control Manifesto

    April 18, 2007

  • UCS Trend Report #643: Obama Keeps Promise : Sarah Palin Reloads : Tea Bagging Terrorist : Rep…

    March 27, 2010

  • Chrome Downgraded to Topical Storm Prior to Projected 6 PM East Coast Landfall

    September 2, 2008

  • Former U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales Working at Car Wash

    July 30, 2008

  • Dick Cheney Appears in Video Remix Of Eminem's Mosh!

    November 1, 2004

  • Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Confesses To Planning Pearl Harbor Attack, Crucifixion Of Jesus Christ, Mt…

    March 15, 2007

All RIghts Reserved. Unconfirmed Sources political satire and news story parodies as represented above are written as satire or parody. They are, of course, fictitious.