Michelle Obama to Pose Nude for Playboy


The wraps are coming off the First Lady! Vogue Magazine model Michelle Obama says she will continue her modeling career next month by posing nude for Playboy Magazine, according to Playboy CEO Jerome Kern.

“I know that there are people out there wondering what Michelle looks like naked”, Kern said. “To tell the truth, I’ve been wondering myself”.

Obama will join the list of celebrities such as LaToya Jackson, Samantha Fox, Nancy Sinatra, Amanda Beard and Gena Le Nolan who have exposed flesh for Playboy.

“I know men have been undressing me with their eyes since I started on the campaign trail with my husband”, Michelle revealed to Unconfirmed Sources. “If I show them what my breasts and vagina look like then that should satisfy their curiosity”.

President Barack Obama was fully supportive of his wife’s desire to expose herself. “I want Americans too see what I have and what they don’t have”, Obama told the media.

Playboy photographer Arny Freytag said he is looking forward to shooting the First Lady.

“Even more so, I’d like to shoot the President”, Freytag stated. No sooner were these words uttered than a dozen Secret Service men rushed through the doors, threw Freytag to the ground then whisked him away to an unknown location.

“We must be careful what we say these days”, Kern reminded us.