Unconfirmed Sources report Mickey Mouse shocked audiences gathered at the Magic Kingdom today. The crowd was expecting a story hour with the famous mouse, instead they were treated to and hour long tirade accusing Democrats of supporting terror groups. Mickey Mouse hammered critics of the Bush Administration and demanded that everyone tune into the ABC’s upcoming broadcast of The Path to 9/11.
Mickey is a long time supporter of the Bush administration and strident pro war advocate. The Disney Corporation said it will stand behind statements of Mickey Mouse. According to Disney insiders, Mickey Mouse himself has taken control of The Path to 9/11 project. Apparently, Mickey Mouse is personally overseeing the final editing and post production.
The word in Hollywood is that Mickey Mouse has been interested in revising the history of 9/11 for several years. Disney admits “the script includes numerous and serious inaccuracies that will undoubtedly serve to misinform the American people about the tragic events surrounding the terrible attacks of that day.”
Those close to Mickey have reported that he has been troubled by the failure of the mission in Iraq and has been drinking heavily. Robert A. Iger, President and CEO of Disney stated, “as long as the Disney Corporation has interests in Washington D.C. we will be pushing the Republican agenda and backing the Mouse.”