(Kentucky, USA) Unconfirmed Sources report that erratic Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell has gone missing from his home in Kentucky. Authorities have launched a ground search around the residence for Mr. McConnell.
Sources close to the senator confirm that he has been acting strangely lately and fear for his safety. “I’ve known Turtle, I mean Mitch, for 70 years,” says childhood friend Brent LeDue. “He has always been a sharpe active guy, but lately I’ve been worried about him. He has been moping around and acting kinda sad and confused.”
Local law enforcement believe he may have wandered off overnight and is still in the area, foul play is not believed to be a factor.