My FBI File Is Thicker Than Yours!

Unconfirmed sources report that for young progressives the size of your FBI has become an important status symbol. With the return of the FBI to the excesses of the Hoover era the files being built on regular Americans are piling up fast and today’s radical youth want to see them. All across the nation young liberals are holding FBI file parties where the admission is a copy of your file. The files are then passed around and compared to see who has the thickest file.

“For the liberal youth culture of America having a think FBI file has become an important status symbol.” says Moe Rocha, a pop culture expert. “If your file isn’t 2 inches thick you shouldn’t even show it. A file 6 to 10 inches thick