NAOMI CAMPBELL, SUPER MODEL AND CLEANING WOMAN

Naomi Campbell, the Jamaican-Chinese, British-born supermodel completed her week-long sentence indoors; cleaning up a garbage truck depot belonging to Manhattan’s Department of Sanitation.

The supermodel walked the 50 yards from the offices to her car in a spaghetti-strap Dolce & Gabbana dress. She even mouthed “thank you” to the onlookers and photographers before getting into a chauffeured Rolls-Royce.

“Miss Campbell completed her service successfully ..From what I understand, she was pleasant the entire time,” sanitation department Deputy Chief Albert Durrell told Unconfirmed Sources.

This sentence was ordered after Naomi injured her assistant, Ana Scolavino, with a cell phone; angry about not finding a pair of jeans. She was sentenced to five days of community service, two days of anger management training, a $250 fine and Ana Scolavino’s medical costs, another $363.. Scolavino was treated for a head injury that required five stitches.

According to NY Police, Naomi was apologetic to her anger management classmates: “I mean I cannot believe I am sitting here. And, I have said it before, but this time I truly mean it,” she said. “I feel sorry and I am really going to learn from my mistakes.”

Besides modeling and tossing cell phones, Miss Campbell is famous for…shall we say politely…. ‘intimacy’ with many men… A brief relationship with boxer MikeTyson in the 1980’s. In the 1990’s she was engaged to U2’s Bassist, Adam Clayton, and in the same period, she went with actor Robert de Niro, dancer Joaquim Cortes, and Renault’s Flavio Briatore.

Others she has been romantically linked to include Musician Eric Clapton, actor Sylvester Stallone, Prince Albert, Robert Goode, Norman Sukkar, Natteo Marzotti,Terrance Howard and actor Leonardo DiCaprio.

Miss Campbell indignantly denied any relationship with White House advisor, Karl Rove. ” Those rumors are totally untrue”, she responded indignantly. ” I like REAL men, not little fat pudgies!”

PEOPLE MAGAZINE is rumored to be negotiating with Miss Campbell for a picture spread featuring the model, dressed in high fashion, cleaning toilets and other sanitation facilities.