Nation Morns the Tragic Loss of Britney Spears

President Bush attended the state funeral of Britney Spears Today. Spears was laid to rest in Arlington Nation Cemetery and given all the honors befitting a dead pop star, even as controversy surrounds her death.

The nation is deep in mourning for one of its favorites, but tears have not clouded the hard eyes of those who demand to know what killed Britney Spears. Rumors are swirling around the capitol as officials try to determine who is responsible for her untimely death.

The White House, the CIA, the FBI, the NSA, the DOD, and the Secret Service all deny any involvement in her death, but each agency had security agents in and around the hospital.

The mystery surrounding the death of Britney Spears will not be solved anytime soon, but for America’s sake one hopes her death will not be in vain.