(Washington D.C.) Ucs News — President Bush attended the state funeral of Griff Jenkins Today. Jenkins was laid to rest in Arlington Nation Cemetery and given all the honors befitting a fake news reporter, even as controversy surrounds his tragic death.
The nation is deep in mourning for one of its favorites, but tears have not clouded the hard eyes of those who demand to know what killed Griff Jenkins. Rumors are swirling around the capitol as officials try to determine who is responsible for his untimely death.
The White House, the CIA, the FBI, the NSA, the DOD, and the Secret Service all deny any involvement in his death, but each agency had security agents in and around the Denver hospital. The mystery surrounding the death of Griff Jenkins will not be solved anytime soon, but for America’s sake one hopes his death will not be in vain.