New Sex Toy Attracts Investors Warren Buffett and Oprah


Startup sex toy maker JimmyJane, Inc. has entered the sex toy business with a bang, attracting over $10 million dollars from such high rolling investors as Warren Buffett and Oprah Winfrey.

JimmyJane’s product is unique in that it is a vibrating sex toy that caters to both men and women. It is also waterproof and totally silent. Additionally, it provides orgasms that are far superior to simple manual stimulation.

“I have never had an orgasm like that!” Oprah exclaimed to the news media. “One orgasm with those things is like three orgasms without it!”

79 year old billionaire Warren Buffett was equally impressed with the new device. “I never thought anything could replace sex with a beautiful woman but I’ll tell ya, this thing comes close!”

Buffett chose the dual motor device to decide if this was a product worth investing in.

Sexy actress Teri Hatcher was the first celebrity to extol the virtues of the new device. “I am never sleeping with guys again!” she promised. “With my old vibrator everyone could hear it so everyone knew I was getting myself off but this one is so silent the only thing you can hear is my ear-piercing scream as I achieve orgasm!”

The JimmyJane devices can be purchased by mail order or at most local pharmacies.