NEW YORK, NEW YORK

Start spinning the news
I’m needing to stray
We’ve got to leave the heart of it, New York, New York
Flatfoots and gumshoes
Will bring her to play
I’ll write a grant for part of it
New York, New York
I want to wake up in the Hamptons ‘neath the sheets
Find Judith’s bra and her pills, piled in a heap
NYPD blues
Are leading the way
I’ll hide a brand-new charge for it
To old New York
If I get any there
I can get it anywhere
It’s comped to you, New York, New York!

I’ll have to make like its security from some creeps
To wine that girl that I drill, on the sly and the cheap
9/11’s the News
Distracting the way
I’ll hide my plans and tart with it
From old New York
If I get any there
I can get it anywhere
It’s all on you, New York, New York!