Osama Bin Laden Killed in jet ski accident

HUNTINGTON, West Virginia (UCS News) – International terrorist mastermind Osama Bin Laden has died in an Ohio River jet ski incident.

Osama Bin Laden was riding a jet ski and was struck by a 20-foot water scooter operated by Ayman al-Zawahiri. It wasn’t clear if Bin Laden died in the collision or if the al-Qaeda leader drowned.

Officials say Bin Laden was wearing a life jacket and a suicide belt at the time of the accident.

The accident at five o’clock yesterday afternoon was near the boat dock at Harris Riverfront Park. Huntington, West Virginia Police say there was another al-Qaeda operative also riding a jet ski but he was not seriously injured when the collision occurred.