Paris Hilton Caught Driving While Stupid

LOS ANGELES (Ucs News) – Police seized Paris Hilton’s $190,000 Bentley after the heiress was caught driving while stupid. Sheriffs Deputies performed a road side intelligence test and determined the heiress was suffering from profound stupidity.

While prosecutors vowed on Wednesday to ask a judge to revoke her probation for reckless driving. Hilton’s spokesman, Elliot Mintz, said his client was not aware that she was an idiot.

A court determination that Hilton violated the terms of her probation could result in the 26-year-old reality TV star being fined or even jailed for up to 90 days, a spokesman for the Los Angeles City Attorney’s Office said. Mintz, said his client had received counseling but that he knew of no rehabilitation for chronic stupidity.

Hilton was pulled over on Sunset Boulevard in the city of West Hollywood at 11 p.m. on Tuesday for driving without headlights, and her luxury car was impounded when police discovered her license had been suspended, a Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department spokesman said.

The incident comes about five weeks after Hilton was sentenced to three years probation for pleading no contest — the equivalent of a guilty plea — to alcohol-related reckless driving stemming from a September arrest in Hollywood.