Paris Hilton To Endorse The Friday the 13th Diet

(Los Angeles–CA) When she’s not driving drunk, she might be throwing up. At least that’s what her publicist would have us believe. Today, Hilton announced she was signing on to endorse the new Friday the 13th Diet

Hilton said, “It’s not only hard to keep food down when you’re drunk but when you’re scared too. Just rememeber to have the Altoids ready. But that’s food so wait, forget that. No, but…I have a headache.”

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