Porter Goss Reveals the Osamalogues

(Washington-DC) Have Al Qaeda’s tactics to disembowel the Great Satan turned to breaking its funny bone? That’s the question a recently declassified document found in Afghanistan raised when it was revealed at a CIA press conference, simply titled “Osama Tonight Show Monologue-Draft”.

“We found it March of last year,” said recent Bush appointee CIA head Porter Goss, “along with what appears to be a vintage 1970s powder blue tuxedo.” Goss went on to say that the document was not immediately made public due to the fact that the U.S. intelligence community could not be certain it was attributable to Bin Laden. But a videotape found along the Afghan