President Obama's Bong is Missing

White House security personnel admit that they are unable to locate President Barack Obama’s $1,200.00 Roor Custom Little Sista Icemaster 7.0 Bong that appears to have been stolen from his dresser in his bedroom and they have few clues as to who may have stolen it.

“I have always kept my bong in my top dresser drawer”, Obama told his security officers. “If I get it back within the next 24 hours there will be no questions asked. Otherwise, I am going to have to enforce disciplinary action”.

Obama claims the last time he used the bong was during the Super Bowl. Senators Arlen Specter (R-Pa) and Bob Casey (D-Pa) attended the Super Bowl Party, along with representatives Charlie Dent (R-Pa.), Mike Doyle (D-Pa.), Patrick Murphy (D-Pa.), Trent Franks (R-Az.), and Raul Grijalva (D-Az.). Other attendees included Sens. Dick Durbin (D-Ill.) and Amy Klobuchar (D-Minn), Reps. Elijah Cummings