Rice Fingers the United Nations on Reform

United Nations (APE) – In a speech drawing modest applause, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice called to task the 191 nation body in regards to the “Global War on Terror”. “The time to reform the United Nations is now,” she said. “And we must seize this opportunity together.” She went on to state that any definition of terrorism must not exclude any group that harms innocent civilians. (APE exclusive photo follows)

Using the fingers of her right hand to tick her specific points, Ms. Rice continued, “No cause, no movement, and no grievance can justify the intentional killing of innocent civilians and noncombatants. This is unacceptable by any moral standard.”

Amidst the smattering of applause, a number of diplomats were noted to tick off the points of Ms. Rice’s speech along with her and return the hand gesture out of true understanding.