Rumsfeld Gets Full Monty From President

Washington, DC (APE) – “Secretary Rumsfeld’s energetic and steady leadership is exactly what is needed at this critical period,” the president stated. “He has my Full Monty and appreciation.” The president’s naked support comes in the wake of growing criticism from high-ranking general staff officers and others over Rumsfeld’s performance leading up to and during the Iraq war.

The president’s display of affection comes on the heels of recently surfaced documents that show clearly that the secretary of defense was well aware of and authorized routine interrogation practices which included forced nudity at Abu Gharib and Guant