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October 8, 2008 Staff National News

AIG’s Holiday: Trending Up
Grabbed $85 Billion in Taxpayers money
Mission accomplished – Time for a $440,000 holiday
Unconfirmed advice:
Pack up your Successories – Your all F—ing fired!

John McCain : Trending Down
Has anyone seen the Maverick

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