(Washington D.C.) Ucs News: The nations deadly stand off Sen. Richard Shelby entered it 4th day with no end in sight. As the nation’s capital cowers Richard Shelby continues to swagger through the halls of power intent on delivering budget busting earmarks to his home state. According to capital police, the Alabama Senator is now demanding 40 Billion dollars be delivered in cash and that Michelle Obama deliver the money dressed in her, in Shelby’s words “Stunning”, state of the union gown.
Unconfirmed sources has learned that Richard Shelby was instructed by European Aeronautic Defense & Space Co. to deliver the A330-based aerial refueling tanker contract to the firms Alabama manufacturing plant, “By any means necessary”. An audio taped phone conversation, provided by the well know investigative journalist James O’Keefe, reveals that Shelby’s corporate pay masters threatened to unseat him if he failed to “Delivery the contract”. Shelby can clearly be heard in the audio recording asking the question “What is your bidding my master?” James O’Keefe would not explain how he “discovered” the Shelby recordings.
The Obama administration has dispatched a terrorist hostage negotiator to try and Stop Shelby from completing his dastardly plot.