Spanish P.M. Reacts with Glee to George W. Bush's Snub

After getting the annoying nonsense of pledging to work with our allies and rebuild damaged relationships that the President made during his post election statements out of the way, President Bush has settled back into his more comfortable role of ignoring anyone who doesn’t agree with him.

When Spanish Prime Minister Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapataero attempted to phone Mr. Bush to offer his congratulations on his re election, the American President refused to answer his call. Denying that a deliberate snub had taken place the White House instead said that an aide explained to Mr. Zapatero that Mr. Bush had been in the toilet for the last twelve hours due to an unfortunate overindulgence of celebratory McDonalds Happy Meals the night before.

Unnamed White House Source Wegman (Pudgy) Waterhouse, speaking on the condition of anonymity said, “Since the President