Unconfirmed Sources
News Ticker
  • [ December 7, 2019 ] Puerto Rican officials promise to announce investigation into Biden if President Trump agrees to release aid. The President
  • [ December 2, 2019 ] Matt Gaetz Wins Kiss Ass Award From Trump! The President
  • [ January 30, 2019 ] Ice Raids Trump Properties in Nationwide Operation! Business News
  • [ January 12, 2019 ] Mitch McConnell has gone Missing! National News
  • [ January 2, 2019 ] Trump Co-Conspirators Quiz The President

Suicide Bomber Kills None, Not Even Himself

August 15, 2011 Staff World News

Iraqi police dismiss attempted attack as al-Qaeda cry for help

BAGHDAD

Unconfirmed Sources political satire and news story parodies as represented above are written as satire or parody. They are, of course, fictitious.

Share this:

  • Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)
  • Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)
  • Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)

Related

Previous

Macy's Department Stores Admit They Watch Customers Undress

Next

MLB Bans Meat and Fish As Performance Enhancing Supplements

Recently In the News

  • Matt Gaetz Wins Kiss Award From Trump in Touching Ceremony.

    Matt Gaetz Wins Kiss Ass Award From Trump!

    December 2, 2019
  • ICE raids Trump Properties

    Ice Raids Trump Properties in Nationwide Operation!

    January 30, 2019
  • Mitch McConnell has gone Missing!

    Mitch McConnell has gone Missing!

    January 12, 2019
  • Trump Quiz

    Trump Co-Conspirators Quiz

    January 2, 2019

  • Trump Administration Tower of Lies Collapses!

    December 23, 2018

From the Archives

  • Bedtime for Gonzo

    March 18, 2007

  • Alberto Gonzales Travels Back In Time To Fight Terror

    May 21, 2006

  • Alaska Governor Sarah Palin Claims Daughter's Pregnancy Immaculately Conceived

    September 1, 2008

  • " IT WAS GREAT WHILE IT LASTED!" > PAUL WOLFOWITZ

    April 15, 2007

  • George W. Bush Appoints the 12 Apostles to His New Cabinet!

    December 6, 2004

  • iPhone Hi-Jacked : Grand Theft Auto 4 on the Streets of Cupertino

    May 4, 2008

  • John McCain kicks Lilly Ledbetter in the crotch

    April 24, 2008

  • LAST HOPE TO SAVE DEMOCRACY. BUSH AND CHENEY MUST BE IMPEACHED!

    July 27, 2007

  • Chertoff Rushed to Guantanamo Bay Cuba

    July 11, 2007

  • Miley Cyrus Downplays Internet Underwear Pics

    January 31, 2008

All RIghts Reserved. Unconfirmed Sources political satire and news story parodies as represented above are written as satire or parody. They are, of course, fictitious.