Steve King and Ted Cruz get Chummy.

How Much Racism is Ok for the GOP? Leaders Meet to Discuss.

March 13, 2017 Staff

(Washington D.C.)  Unconfirmed Sources report that Republican leaders are meeting today to discuss how much racism is ok for the party.  The closed-door session was called in reaction to the statements of GOP rep Steve King [Read more]

Trump, Ryan and Pence Take GOP Healthcare Plan on the Road.
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Pence, Trump and Ryan Take Critically Ill GOP Health Care Plan on the Road

March 11, 2017 Staff

(Maryland)  Unconfirmed Sources report that Mr. Trump, Mike Pence, and Paul Ryan have taken the GOP health care proposal out on the road.  The trio checked the proposal out of the hospital early today and are taking [Read more]

GOP Heath Care Plan Rushed to Hospital!
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Ambulance Rushes to Capitol, GOP Health Care Proposal in Critical Condition!

March 8, 2017 Staff

(Washington D.C.) Unconfirmed Sources report that lawmakers called 911 to summon help for the ailing GOP health care proposal.  The proposal arrived at the Capitol today and immediately took ill. Speaker Paul Ryan rushed to [Read more]