Agency Administrator, Scott Pruitt.
Washington

Scott Pruitt Cuts Energy Star Program to Save Yellow and Blue Ink

March 20, 2017 Staff

(Washington D.C.) Unconfirmed Sources are reporting massive budget cuts at the Agency(formerly known as the Environmental Protection Agency).  The cuts include dismantling the energy efficiency program Energy Star. Many are familiar with the Energy Star program [Read more]

Scott Pruitts Farting Polar Bears
National News

Polar Bear Farts Blamed for Mid-West Winter Wind Storm

March 12, 2017 Staff

(Washington D.C.) Unconfirmed Sources are reporting that Scott Pruitt has blamed Canadian polar bears for the massive wind storm that left over 1 million people without power.  Pruitt, Administrator of the Agency(formerly known as the [Read more]

Man Scrapes EP off EPA Sign
Washington

Trump Approves EPA Name Change, Removes “Environmental” and “Protection”

March 8, 2017 Staff

(Washington D.C.)  Unconfirmed Sources report that Mr. Trump has approved a name change for the Environmental Protection Agency.  As of today, the EPA will be known as the Agency.  The Agency run by the former Attorney [Read more]