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Racism

Steve King and Ted Cruz get Chummy.
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How Much Racism is Ok for the GOP? Leaders Meet to Discuss.

March 13, 2017 Staff

(Washington D.C.)  Unconfirmed Sources report that Republican leaders are meeting today to discuss how much racism is ok for the party.  The closed-door session was called in reaction to the statements of GOP rep Steve King [Read more]

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