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Tillerson Hitchhikes Home to Save Funds

March 21, 2017 Staff

(Washington D.C.) Unconfirmed Sources reports that Secretary of State Rex Tillerson has been spotted hitchhiking home from his latest trip overseas.  Due to budget cuts at the State Department, Tillerson could only fly to Los Angelas [Read more]

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Rex Tillerson is Missing
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Trump Administration Misplaces Secretary of State Rex Tillerson

March 1, 2017 Staff

(Washington D.C.) Ucs News  Unconfirmed Sources report that the Trump Administration has lost track of Rex Tillerson.  Tillerson, the former CEO of Exxon Mobile, has gone missing.  White House officials deny that Tillerson is missing, [Read more]

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