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Mitch McConnell has gone Missing!
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Mitch McConnell has gone Missing!

January 12, 2019 Staff

(Kentucky, USA) Unconfirmed Sources report that erratic Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell has gone missing from his home in Kentucky.  Authorities have launched a ground search around the residence for Mr. McConnell. Sources close to [Read more]

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