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Tillerson Hitchhiking to Save Money.
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Tillerson Hitchhikes Home to Save Funds

March 21, 2017 Staff

(Washington D.C.) Unconfirmed Sources reports that Secretary of State Rex Tillerson has been spotted hitchhiking home from his latest trip overseas.  Due to budget cuts at the State Department, Tillerson could only fly to Los Angelas [Read more]

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