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Paul Ryan Goes Back in Time to Cut Taxes

March 22, 2017 Staff

(The Past) Unconfirmed Sources are reporting that Speaker of the House Paul Ryan is planning on going back in time to cut taxes.  Ryan has been training at NASA for the past several weeks in preparation for [Read more]

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