Mitch McConnell has gone Missing!
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Mitch McConnell has gone Missing!

January 12, 2019 Staff

(Kentucky, USA) Unconfirmed Sources report that erratic Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell has gone missing from his home in Kentucky.  Authorities have launched a ground search around the residence for Mr. McConnell. Sources close to [Read more]

Trump Starts Border Wall Himself!
The President

Trump Starts Building Border Wall Himself

March 31, 2017 Staff

(Mexico Border) Unconfirmed Sources report that Mr. Trump has started to build his border wall.  Mr. Trump took a much publicized trip to the border today, to visit a  section fence.  Known as a hands-on manager [Read more]

Devin Nunes Wins White House Internship.
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Devin Nunes Wins Coveted White House Internship

March 26, 2017 Staff

(Tulare, CA) Hometown boy Devin Nunes does good.  Nunes has won a very prestigious White House internship. Nunes bested a wide field of applicants for the internship in the White House Press Office. “We are [Read more]

Trump With Enemies List
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Trump Adds Freedom Cacus Members to Enemies List

March 24, 2017 Staff

(Washington D.C.) Unconfirmed Sources report that Mr. Trump has added 32 GOP lawmakers to his enemies list.  After the failure of the House to pass Trump Care Mr. Trump feels the need to seek revenge aginst [Read more]

Ivanka Helps Trump in the Office.

Ivanka Trump to Open Office of Reality in White House

March 23, 2017 Staff

(Washington D.C.) Unconfirmed Sources report that Ivanka Trump, daughter of the Mr. Trump the inhabitant of the White House, will be joining the West Wing. She will be heading up an office called the Office [Read more]

Agency Administrator, Scott Pruitt.

Scott Pruitt Cuts Energy Star Program to Save Yellow and Blue Ink

March 20, 2017 Staff

(Washington D.C.) Unconfirmed Sources are reporting massive budget cuts at the Agency(formerly known as the Environmental Protection Agency).  The cuts include dismantling the energy efficiency program Energy Star. Many are familiar with the Energy Star program [Read more]

Trump Fires Spicer and Conway, Hires Galaxy Note 4 as Spokesmen!

Trump Fires Spicer and Conway, Hires Galaxy Note 4 as Spokesmen!

March 19, 2017 Staff

(Washington D.C.) Unconfirmed Sources report that Mr. Trump has fired his two top spokespeople, Sean Spicer and Kellyanne Conway. To replace the embattled staffers the White House has hired a Samsung Galaxy Note 4 smartphone.  The [Read more]

Trump Accidentally Tells Truth
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Trump Accidentally Tells Truth

March 18, 2017 Staff

Promises to never do it again. (Washington D.C) Unconfirmed Sources report that Mr. Trump, the Inhabitant of the White House, has accidentally told the truth.  The incident happened in the East Room of the White House during an ‘interview’ [Read more]

Trump Care Sinking, It's Ryan's Fault.

Trump Heads for the Lifeboat. Trump Care is Sinking and it’s Paul Ryan’s Fault.

March 16, 2017 Staff

(Chesapeake Bay)  Unconfirmed sources report that the USS Trump Care is sinking fast, and Mr. Trump is heading for the lifeboat.  The CBO’s explosive report, squeamish GOP crew members, and a suspicious public have delt a [Read more]

Trump in Hawaii During Better Times.
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Trump Blasts Hawaii! “Foreign Courts Have No Right to Stop Muslim Ban!”

March 15, 2017 Staff

(Hawaii)  Unconfirmed Sources report that Mr. Trump is tweeting his displeasure at the Hawaiian court that blocked the Trump Muslin Ban 2.0.  Mr. Trump took to the internets upon hearing of the ruling. “Foreign Courts Have No Right [Read more]